Friday, July 28, 2017

Tessa Says the Darndest Things IV

More silliness from Tessa -

Tessa (while brushing her teeth): I have to brush my teeth so the bugs won't get in my teeth.
Mom: . . . mmm
(I should probably tell her that won't happen but I do like her brushing her teeth)

Tessa: I want to dig in the garden and want you to scratch my back.
Mom: We can't do them both at the same time. Your options are to either dig in the garden or I can scratch your back.
Tessa: So dig in garden or scratch back or watch movie.
Mom: Nice try, slick.

(After giving Tessa 2 bowls to hold one in each hand)
Tessa: I can't hold all the things. I don't have 7 hands.

(Tessa loves yelling and testing how echoey new locations are - pretty funny when she want to test the echo at the library foyer. This was said when testing the echo of a locker room gym.)
Tessa: Hey!
Echo: Hey
Tessa: That was my friend, echo.

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