Sunday, July 16, 2017

Tessa says the Darndest Things III

Tessa cracks me up. Let me catch you up on some of her latest.

Mom: Aunt Allison is growing a baby in her tummy. And Aunt Kylee is growing a baby in her tummy too...
Tessa: And Zach too.

Tessa: I don't like the wind.
Mom: Oh, yeah. It's kind of windy today.
Tessa: That hurt the wind's feelings?
Mom: No, the wind doesn't have feelings.
(Pause)
Tessa: Or ears.
Mom: True.

(Tessa tripped stepping into a small wading pool and briefly went under the water.)
Tessa: I'm not a mermaid.

Tessa: Are mermaids people? (As in are mermaids people or animals?)

Tessa: Princesses love golden puffs.

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